Green Jolly Rancher

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Hogemark,
     I am writing to inform you of your youngest son's behavior in school. As you know, Daniel is a very well mannered young man, but in the presence of his friend, Glen R., he seems to loose all of his manners.
Daniel has stopped doing his homework in my class on account of finding no difference in his grades weather he tries or not.
Daniel and Glen have been causing a lot of trouble at school. Knowing they both come from respectable families leads me to wonder where these behaviors are coming from. But never mind that, the purpose of this letter is to inform you of Daniel and Glens most recent uprising.
On Tuesday, the cooks served beef stew for hot lunch. The boys took their full soup bowls to the stop of the stairwell. When their peers walked beneath the balcony, the boys proceeded to dump the contents of their bowls over the edge. During this process they were making very inappropriate vomiting noises.
This kind of behavior is not acceptable at this school. As a math teacher here, I ask you to please speak to your son about his misbehaving.
On a more personal note, I ask that you please consider putting an end to Daniel's relationship with my niece Kristi. I do not wish to see her affected by Daniel's poor decision making and bad behavior.
Thank you for your time
 Mr. Richard Willems